The eternal struggle of cat ownership: trying to preserve your furniture from those adorable little shredders. Well, say goodbye to scratched couches and hello to The Porci-Puss Self Groomer – the ultimate solution for cat lovers everywhere! This genius device sticks securely to your wall (thanks to those trusty Extreme Duty Scotch Mounts that we supply) and is shaped like a hedgehog, because who doesn’t love a good hedgehog? But the real magic happens when your cat discovers the dried Catnip liquid mixture we’ve infused it with. It’s like a feline siren song, beckoning them to rub, scratch, and generally make a joyful mess all over The Porci-Puss.
Your cat will be hooked from the very first scratch, returning again and again to this delightful device. And you? You’ll be over here, enjoying the peace of mind that comes with knowing your expensive furniture is safe. The Porci-Puss Self Groomer is basically a cat rehab program in a hedgehog-shaped package – it redirects all that scratchy energy away from your poor armchair and into a healthy, catnip-fueled obsession. Your cat will thank you (in meows, probably), and you’ll thank us (in relieved sighs and intact furniture). Get ready to experience the joy of a cat in love with a piece of wall decor!
Mounting hardware supplied, no holes to drill, safe and sturdy. Porci-Puss measures 7 inches long from adorable tip of it’s snout to the very end of its back. 6 inches form side to side and 3.5 inches tall.
We make our own catnip from our organically grown Nepeta Cataria, we distill it down and infuse it into further distilled water. When sprayed on the Porci-Puss, it makes it irresistible to cats. We have a dozen or so mounted around our farm house for close to a year now and the cats attack them each day with the same gusto.


Justin Cox –
My cat is obsessed with this. I put it out and within ten minutes she was pressing her cheeks against it like it was the best thing in her life. She goes back to it multiple times a day. The pink spikes seem to be just the right firmness—not too hard, not too soft.
Carolyn Barnes –
I have two cats and I bought two of these because I knew there would be competition. I was right. Both cats use them constantly and seem genuinely happy doing it. The shedding has also noticeably decreased which is a big bonus.
Seth Gray –
My cat had been using the corner of my couch as a face scratcher for years. I put this out and he switched to it within a day. The design clearly hits the right spots—he pushes his whole face into it with obvious pleasure. My couch corners are finally safe.
Virginia Jenkins –
Best cat product I’ve bought in years. My cat is very particular but she took to this immediately. The spikes are flexible enough that she can really press in, and she emerges from each session looking very pleased with herself. Hilarious and adorable.
Joel Foster –
Our cat uses this every morning without fail. She’ll walk over to it, give herself a good scrub along the face and neck, and then move on with her day. The quality feels good—no sharp edges, well-made. One of the better cat accessories I’ve tried.
Kathryn Reed –
I got this for my elderly cat who has a hard time grooming the spots on the side of her face. This is perfect for her—she can get the spots she struggles to reach and she clearly loves the sensation. Such a thoughtful product.
Randall Griffin –
My cat is a short-hair tabby and he is absolutely wild about this. He’ll rub his cheeks, chin, and ears against it for several minutes at a time. It’s also clearly helping with loose fur—there’s noticeably less cat hair on the furniture since he started using it.
Dorothy Washington –
I have three cats and all three of them discovered this within an hour of me putting it out. They take turns using it and seem genuinely content. The design is adorable and it’s made well. Great purchase.
Jay Myers –
Works as advertised. My cats use it regularly and seem to enjoy it. It’s held up well over several months of daily use—the spikes haven’t bent or broken. Good quality and clearly serves a real purpose for cats. Would recommend.
Phyllis Alexander –
I was skeptical but my cat proved me wrong immediately. She walked right up to it, sniffed it once, and then started rubbing her whole face against it. Now she uses it multiple times a day. Her coat looks great and she seems happy. What more could you ask for?